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December 11, 2023. part 2. I didn’t like that the directions said to not go over 5 miles an hour and the cart seemed too be a bit cheap. Also, it said it was 880 pounds capacity instead of what it said on eBay, which was for 1100 pounds capacity. I later found out, that each wheel could take around 300 pounds each. Like yo, what the fuck ?! I was thinking about how if the wheels go flat on this garden cart I’d connect too my bike, while I’m biking and going over 15 to 20 miles per hour, how I’d send the box back. And with plywood inside instead of the box. After putting the thing together, I pulled the garden cart outside too my bike and put it next too my bike. In the very early hours of the 9th, I did the dishes by hand and left the ones that were in the dishwasher. I also ended up eating a frozen veggie bowl. I ended up calling the mansion gentlemen's club that’s in Newburgh too ask the price of a lap dance. The person over the phone, said that the dancers are the ones who charge. Now anyone with a fucking brain, could see how that’s a problem !! The dancers making their own prices ?!! Man what ?! Are y’all that fucking dumb and low managed ?!! A fuckass clown must be running that strip club, because that’s some circus ass shit !! Talking bout they’re charge between 20 and 50. Yeah right. I bet all them charge $50 and up !! Some, maybe even $100. So yeah, fuck that dumbass club !! I started then looking up some clubs in New York City. I found one with great ratings called, “Rick’s cabaret”. I asked how much it is for a lap dance and the chick told me it was $20. I asked the get in fee and she said $20. The pictures of the club online, looked fucking lit !! It had at least 2 floors to the place !! So it’s got to be big !! I think it had 3 really. And them lap dance prices are good as fuck !! In the city, everything is cheaper !! And I love that !! I texted my sister and said that the next time she goes too the city, that I would like to take a ride down. We have a cousin down there, so I’d stay with her and her manz. I eventually went to sleep and my sister texted me back and said she’d be down there on so and so date. And said no drugs. Man shut up !! Out of all my siblings, I’m the one who needs weed the most !! I also contacted a escort who does strap-on and asked if she could do strap on for a half hour and regular sex for a hour. I wanna try it. I’m a bit kinky. She black too !! And it’s hard to find freaky black women. She says that’s usually for v i p but that she could charge me $220. A white chick who I smashed back in the summer, said she could do it for $250 and I asked her the exact same thing. I told the lady that I could come around 12 a m instead of right then and there and she got tight. Basically saying how we never read ads and blah blah blah. Man look, I gotta know the price before I come. One day, I was thinking about how one day, I’ll ask the fave if she does strap-on. We got history, so I’d feel more comfortable asking her that. I asked another escort if she does strap-on and she sometimes visits the area. She’s been visiting from time to time for years. She said that it’s a turn off for her, but that she’s very submissive and let’s other women do it to her. Then, I texted her back saying I meant to text my girl that. She basically replies saying she ain’t judgmental and she ain’t believe me. I like feisty type of women, and she’s probably mildly feisty. A woman gotta be feisty and feminine too. If they too “so called” feminine, then they may be a push over. Too feisty, and that’s some dyke shit !! I like a chick in the middle. The type to really rock with you heavy and is very nice, but at the same time, will stab a nigga if she got'z too. Or even shoot a nigga. Anyhow, during the daytime, I called the Schwinn bike place to basically ask where the fuck my money is at !! I was asking the bitch on the phone where my refund is ! I got that situated and actually ended up getting an email shortly after the call, saying the money should arrive in my account within 3 too 5 days.