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December 7, 2023. December 7, 2023. December 7, 2023. In the very early hours of October 28th, I made myself 3 large empanadas. After eating, I had wrote down the information on exactly what sizes different parts of this table was. It was a very detailed description I had. I had the size for everything and transferred that information over to my iPad in docs. A bit later on at around 4 am, I walked to the bank to deposit 400. My bike was still fucked up, so I couldn’t ride it. In the daytime of October 27th, I had scammed a nigga for 500. He thought I was making him an epoxy table. Hilarious We had talked for some time and stuff and I do know enough about epoxy tables. Apparently enough too scam someone on thinking that I’m making them one. So yeah. On the way there, I realized that the moon was shineing that night. Like, it was quite bright outside. A while later while still heading to the bank, I ended up at this electric place that isn’t too far from the house. I could hear the electricity going through the wires. Like high current. Some cars were also driving by and I heard the birds and bugs making noises. And the river flowing as well. I got to the bank and deposited 400. I wanted to save 100 because I knew that I was doing this tv sale for 80. And 160 is enough for me to get some pussy. I was planning to fuck the chick in Newburgh again. She’s in my rotation and I hadn’t seen her in a good minute. Anyhow, I started heading back and when I got back, I fell asleep. I woke up in the daytime from my alarm to do this sale. I renewed my payment methods with the same payment methods so that I could pay some bills I was late on. I headed outside with this 42 inch tv I had brought off a chick, too sell. I brought a cracked screen tv she was selling and she advertised it as cracked screen and everything. I was selling it as new as if there was no cracked screen, so I was making profit. I was outside with the tv around 20 minutes before the agreed meet up time, in front of a neighbor’s house. I gave him a neighbor’s address like I do every time I plan on scamming someone. The guy pulls up and passes me. He makes a uturn and a cop car passed by me. The cop starts making a uturn. The guy comes and pulls up to me and I just turned my back to the cop car. The guy asks me if the tv works and I said yeah. Like yo, I just sent him a video of it working I had screen reecorded a video of that exact same model tv, from YouTube. The video showed the tv working and the guy wasn’t even talking in the video. So it was perfect That video was just waiting for me on YouTube He asks me if it has the remote and I said no. The guy pays me and then pulls off. I look behind me and the cop is gone. I was gonna walk toward the direction of the store if he was still there. I headed back to the house when dude was outta sight. I also woodworked that day and walked the dog when it was time. Pops was mentioning lil bro and I doing the attic and garage and he must think time stands still sometimes. I was busy doing shit. I had to finish up this guy’s table I also had auntie’s thing I really had to get done. I went back to woodworking after he was talking his bullshit. I later on had some empanadas for dinner with red onions and mini multicolored peppers. I had like 4, ½ empanadas and they’re the frozen Goya ones you make from the discs that come in a pack. I also had a bottle of water with my meal. Next day on the 29th, I got up out of my bed and ended up breaking my phone. I was tired of it glitching and acting reetarded. It’s a fucking android of course So I banged the shit too get it to stop doing that and most the screen went black The phone was acting like someone was controlling it, but without touching it. It was being so god fucking dumb I ended up getting up and later got on call of duty black ops 4. That day was also a rainy day too.