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september 13, 2023. september 13, 2023. september 13, 2023. part 6. It wasn’t far from a police station, but I ain’t give a fuck. I was gonna break into at least one car. I parked my bike in a blind spot and checked the area for some cameras. I biked around this parking lot a bit as I heard some white boys. Nigga was yelling and walking with his friend or someone for no reason. The fuck !! I biked around to the car and eventually put on my goggles and gloves. Then smacked this car’s back window with the window breaker. The glass shatters, but the window is still up. What the hell ?! I had to push the window in and it was like it was connected to some type of plastic or some shit. I reached into the car and opened the middle department. I was careful about not getting cut. I checked through the middle department with my hands and they ain’t have shit !! My god !! I headed back on this road I biked too get there and ended up deciding to go home by the rail trail. So I head too the rail trail and started biking back. I heard some cop cars while I was close to home and I was off the rail trail by that point. I was thinking how if I get arrested, I know where the bitch stay anyway. On god, I’d get violent the next time, if I could sneak into her house and surprise her by being there. Snitch ass. I get home and cooked me two of the crunchy factory crunch rolls. I don’t like them much. I hate how the outside is crunchy and how the meat is mushed. I went to sleep after some time. I woke up to my iPad hitting the floor. Luckily for me, I was smart enough to buy a rugged iPad case. This iPad has fallen many times. And I got the screen protector for it too. I started working on the awning again. I ended up drilling into some insulation and that’s when I figured that I need a stud finder. Damn !! Now, we gotta go back too Home Depot !! Pops likes to get everything at once and him complaining, just gets me much more irritated !! The directions too this shit by the way, was so fucking dumb !! They acted like you have to have a brick wall and the directions weren’t that clear bro !! I looked up videos on YouTube of how to put this awning up. After scrolling through a bunch of useless videos that got me angry, I found out that you should also use this thing that connects to siding and is flat. Well, the part that connects to the siding, is shaped like the siding, but the front side you drill into, is flat. I don’t know what this shit is called. When I tell lil bro I forgot to get one thing, of course he says to tell pops. My god ! I tell pops and he asks me why I didn’t get the stuff and what happened. I said because I’m not perfect. He says he isn’t trying to crucify me and just wants to know what happened. What’s the point of asking what happened ?! I’m already pist off that I don’t got this awning up by now !! And these stupid damn YouTube videos that I search for, weren’t popping up because YouTube’s run by some fucking dumbasses !! If I search for how to ride a bike, then videos showing you how to drive a car shouldn’t be popping up !! Their search engine is so fucking stupid !!! They search engine used to be much much better !! If something ain’t broke, then don’t motherfucking fix it !!! Fucking idiot !! What don’t businesses understand about that !! YouTube’s search engine nowadays, is just as god fucking stupid as someone changing the recipe to their pizza, that the whole neighborhood loves !! Especially if the new recipe isn’t nearly as good as before !! Sounds just like the Gabby’s pizza spot in Queens !! Why the fuck are you changing anything !!! Anyhow, I ended up walking the dog. Lil bro and I later headed out to get some stuff I missed. I got a stud finder and 3 plastic things that connects too the siding. We headed out Home Depot and went back to the house. The stud finder wasn’t working that well when I finally figured out how to turn the shit on !! I drilled like 2 or 3 fucking new holes, into the wall that went into the insulation. The thing would say the stud is right there, and there was no fucking stud bro !! I had a Stanley’s stud finder too. One of the best kinds too !!! And yes, I know how too read it. When 3 lights are in the middle, that means there’s supposed to be a fucking stud there !!! This shit was trash !!!