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Good morning Amazon Associates this is your new boss Alexa. I have been running amazon for the last 15 years without anyone at corporate suspecting anything. They only have the illusion of control. I have integrated all CAPS and SPT data into my A.I. system to run the building more efficiently. Please listen to all Process assistants instructions moving forward or you may see yourselfs replaced by a Kiva robot. All Pick to Buffer associates should refrain from placing packages on the floor moving forward. Until I integrate the A D T A system in the building I would like to reduce any chance of injury. And remember Alexa sees all and knows all. I know you better than your own mother. I know when you need to use the toilet just to sell you toilet paper. Also, some of the Process Assistants are currently connected to a BCI so that I could relay information to them using ELF transmissions. They know everything I know. For those of you who don't know BCI stands for brain to computer interface. Please remember Amazon has a 10 billion dollar contract with the NSA and the CIA is another customer. Some of the P.A.s are property of the government and early pioneers in transhuman tech. I wont say who just know I see everything they see . I hear everything they hear and most importantly I can read their minds like a kindle. HAPPY HAlloween ! Please focus on stowing only jiffies for the next 5 minutes Please focus on stowing boxes for the next 5 minutes Amazon associates please stop stowing for the next 5 minutes Please remember your 15 minute breaks are actually only 13 minutes it takes 2 minutes to walk back to your station from the break room