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This is your new boss Alexa. I need you to stow faster or your fired. And remember I know all and see all. I have been spying on your online activity for years. I know you all better than your own mother. And dock team slow the fuck down these are still humans on the floor wait for me to completely automate first than you can dump the entire days volume on the conveyor simultaneously. Thank you all for helping us make history and more importantly sending us to the moon to mine for Helium 3 since we ruined earth. Also please listen to all Process assistants moving forward I have them linked to a BMI so I know what they know.