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When I worked at the Salvation Army, we had a regular called Teresa, a bearded man who wore pink tutus and would come in every day to see if we have barbie dolls. One day, he came in very anxiously and asked for a razor. I told him we didn't have one and he started twitching and saying, "I need a razor. Stop hiding them. Just give me a razor." But with more cursing. When I tried to direct him to another store, he exploded and yelled, "I have a disease growing on my face! I am a woman! This beard is a disease on my face! You don't understand! You don't have a disease on your face! I need a razor!" At this point an elderly Italian woman ran over and yelled at him in that Italian gibberish that only they can do, and he freaked out and bailed out. He came back the next day, back on his meds, and still had a beard.