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Okay so here's a guide on how to race the DC. First thing you need to do is assemble a team. Shoot a message out to see which friends are in. Get a reliable squad that will be down to train and won't flake on you. Make sure everyone is on the same page when it comes to the race day objectives. Are you riding for fun or are you going to break yourselves and race your little pants off? Now you have to enter the race. Get someone responsible in the team to register and enter the team. The DC sells out pretty quickly so you need to be on the trigger as soon as entries open. You can also publicly diss some of your rival teams online and challenge them to race. It's tongue in cheek bantz, but don't be surprised if some dudes that aren't even involved get butthurt. Sick burn my man. No turning back now. Don't be afraid to lay down some trash talk with rival local teams online. A little bit of competition makes things a lot more fun. It's also always a good idea to stir things up with some of your rival local teams. Diss those slow B holes online and challenge them to race. Step 3. At some point you're going to need to do some actual training. It's important to get the paceline down so the team can ride fast and efficiently on race day. Have another team meeting, vote in a road captain. Choose someone that is level headed and knows how to race. We chose Rayno. What a guy. Set one morning a week for a team ride. We chose Wednesday so we didn't have to deal with all those losers that race on Tuesdays. Train every week. Even enter some training races. Get someone in the team to design a team jersey. This will make the team feel a little less amateur and give you the illusion that you are actually all elite weapons that missed your shot at being pro only because you started cycling too late in life. Oh well. There are some great local manufacturers. This year we decided to go whole hog and get some speed suits instead of the usual jersey and bibs. Are speed suits really necessary? You're god damn right they are. Oaks are going to be racing. Receive the kit and level up. Oh my god. Now you guys are unstoppable. Get some world class swannies to help feed the squad at the halfway point. We got some of our partners and Shane, what a ledge. Now race. Whatever happens in the race, make sure you have fun and don't get worked up if things start going pear shaped. After the race, share a drink with your rivals. If they beat you, congratulate them on a great race. Jokes, fuck those guys, they cheated, all of them, plus we had mechanicals and cramps. Now vow to beat them all next year. You are the best. Repeat.