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With the apocalypse on its way, a demon and an angel misplace the Antichrist. regardless of pupils’ theories on whilst the universe was created, handiest Archbishop James Ussher came close as Heaven and Earth were created on October 21, 4004 BC. moreover, the fossils and dinosaur skeletons had been a comic story that paleontologists haven’t found out. those prove that God is playing an ineffable game with the universe and that the Earth is a Libra. On a fateful day, the Tadfield Advertiser predicts that Libras will sense rundown, however help should come to them from an unexpected sector. Six thousand years before that, a snake seems in Eden and whispers to Eve to eat an apple. The female does so and shares it with Adam. quickly, the 2 are pressured to depart the garden, sporting a flaming sword to guide them. The snake climbs over the wall around Eden and becomes the demon Crowley. He joins an angel, Aziraphale, and complains approximately how God overreacted as he thinks there’s nothing wrong with understanding the difference between desirable and evil. Aziraphale hesitantly suggests that it is probably wrong due to the fact that Crowley was assigned to tempt them into it. The demon then remembers that Aziraphale had a flaming sword, so the angel admits that he gave it to Adam and Eve to shield themselves. He worries if it was incorrect to do this, while Crowley wonders if he did the proper issue for the people given that demons ought to get in hassle for doing exact. He thinks it’s humorous if the angel did the horrific thing while Crowley did the best one. Aziraphale chuckles at this but realizes that it wouldn’t be funny if that had been the case. simply then, the primary thunderstorm hits, and Aziraphale extends his wing to guard the demon from the rain. The stop of days begins whilst demons, Hastur and Ligur, emerge from the earth lots of years later. A vehicle blasts the track “Bohemian Rhapsody” from afar, and Hastur remarks that Crowley has been on earth for too long. Crowley finally tactics them and motives that he turned into caught in traffic. no longer inquisitive about his excuses, Hastur orders them to recount their deeds of the day. He begins by means of pronouncing that he tempted a priest into watching pretty girls whilst Ligur convinced a politician to take a bribe. On his turn, Crowley proudly stocks that he brought down the cellular cellphone community in London tonight, suggesting that it's going to motive fifteen million human beings to get pissed and take it out on every other. attending to the factor, Hastur shows Crowley a basket. knowing what this means, the demon is in disbelief that it’s time and that he has to perform the plan. Hastur reminds him that that is what they’ve been working on for centuries, so the hesitant demon grabs the basket and takes it to his automobile. As he drives away, Crowley curses, sad that he’d be wearing out the apocalypse. as if sensing his reluctance, devil’s voice comes from his radio, reminding him that he’s earned this function. Crowley then gets his commands within the form of a fog. but, this causes him to nearly crash, so he swerves, and the basket opens at the back of him, revealing a baby. meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to experience sushi when Gabriel appears. He questions why he eats, so Aziraphale defends that it’s exceptional and facilitates maintain appearances. Gabriel then reveals that such matters received’t be round for long because things are afoot, and Crowley is probably worried, so he responsibilities Aziraphale to look at him. He warns that the demon has been stationed on the planet as long as Aziraphale, even though he wonders why Crowley hasn’t noticed the angel yet. In Tadfield, Oxfordshire, Arthur young drives as his wife, Deirdre, is in labor. subsequent to them, an ambulance speeds as Harriet Dowling is also in exertions at the same time as her husband, American diplomat Thaddeus, is on a video call together with her. on the nearby birthing hospital run via satanic nuns, mother superior explains the plan to interchange the Dowling’s baby with their grasp’s, whom Crowley might be bringing. soon, they welcome Harriet however are surprised whilst the Youngs additionally arrive. seeking to take care of things, Sister Grace takes Diedre away however insists that Arthur stay behind. Arthur smokes out of doors simply as Crowley arrives. Assuming that he’s the specific father, the demon asks him wherein the mother is. Arthur, who thinks he’s the physician, directs him to room 3. In room 3, Diedre has given beginning to her son at the same time as Harriet is still in hard work in room 4. in the meantime, Crowley enters and unearths Sister Mary, so he gives her the destiny Adversary and Lord of Darkness and tells her to take him to room 3. at the way, Sister Mary meets Sister Grace and shares that the demon ordered her to take the baby to room 3. She then brings the Antichrist to room three simply as Diedre has fallen asleep. Arthur peeks in and is amazed to look two babies, however Sister Mary assures him that most effective one is his son. In room 4, Harriet has subsequently given beginning. The nuns then take the child away, supposedly to weigh him, while Sister Theresa is going to gather their master’s son. while Sister Grace tells her that the infant is in room three, Sister Theresa heads there and finds Sister Mary talking to the Youngs. She then takes away the Youngs’ actual son, mistaking him for the destiny Lord of Darkness. She can provide him to Harriet, and mom superior indicates naming the boy Damien. when Harriet doesn’t find it irresistible, mom superior recommends Warlock as a substitute. on the same time, Sister Mary additionally suggests the name Damien, which Arthus dislikes. in the long run, they agree to call the baby Adam. in the course of a majority of these, the actual Dowling infant is despatched away to an unsure fate. On the road, Crowley tries to call Aziraphale, however the community is down, as consistent with his personal doing. sooner or later, he unearths a telephone sales space and calls Aziraphale, who’s already aware of the upcoming Armageddon. the following morning, the two speak the sector’s destiny. Aziraphale taunts that the child was taken to an American diplomat as if Armageddon is a Hollywood film. Crowley reminds him that once it’s throughout, there gained’t be any classical music, bookshops, or eating places that Aziraphale loves. they've 11 years to forestall it, so the demon suggests operating collectively. Aziraphale, but, is reluctant to plan towards Heaven. because the night falls, the two become drinking in Aziraphale’s bookshop. The drunken demon rants approximately every creature perishing within the apocalypse even as they nonetheless need to deal with eternity. Aziraphale dreads the idea of being caught in Heaven with Gabriel. meanwhile, the satanic nuns see the brand new dad and mom off. Hastur seems and tells the nuns that their order has served its reason, in order that they should dissolve. Sister Theresa needs their reward, so Hastur immediately kills her and units their building on fire. in the bookshop, Crowley comes up with a loophole. He still has to influence the Antichrist into the dark direction, and angels are alleged to thwart such evil affects. therefore, if one made sure that he failed in turning the boy evil, possibly there’s a threat. satisfied, Aziraphale shakes his hand with a smile. 5 years later, Crowley poses as a nanny for the Dowlings at the same time as Aziraphale applies as a gardener. at some stage in their stay, Aziraphale teaches a five-12 months-vintage Warlock to comprehend life even as Crowley encourages the boy to dominate the world. nevertheless satisfied that Warlock is the destiny Lord of Darkness, the 2 quickly report to their head offices approximately their progress. Crowley assures his brethren that the boy is evil and that Heaven doesn’t suspect a factor. meanwhile, Aziraphale guarantees Gabriel that he’s influencing the Antichrist in the direction of the mild. The angels suppose it’s pointless considering they’re supposed to win the conflict, not avoid it. nevertheless, they allow him to preserve. Six years later, and 6 days earlier than the apocalypse, the angel and demon watch the 11-yr-old Warlock nervously as they’re nevertheless unsure of what the boy turns into. Crowley notes that Hell is sending their biggest Hellhound on his birthday to shield Warlock. The Lord of Darkness is meant to name the Beast, but if the 2 succeeded in diverting the boy from his destiny, he’d ship it away. To be secure, Aziraphale shows stopping the Hellhound from attaining Warlock. To do that, he plans to act as enjoyment for the party to look at over the boy. because the angel practices parlor tricks, the demon calls it demeaning. eventually, Warlock’s birthday arrives. Aziraphale acts as a magician, even though the children lose interest of him. at some point of this, Crowley acts as a waiter, counting down the time whilst the Hellhound ought to arrive. In Hell, Hastur releases the Hellhound, which runs to locate its master. Warlock’s party finally ends up being a food fight and not using a Hellhound, so the angel and demon depart. Crowley uses his vehicle radio to contact Hell to ask approximately the hound, however they learn that it changed into launched according to time table. figuring out some thing’s wrong, Crowley pretends to peer the Hellhound and ends the call to keep away from suspicion. After eleven years, the 2 sooner or later discover that they have the incorrect boy. In Hogback wood, Adam is along with his friends Pepper, Brian, and Wensleydale. A beastly hound techniques and overhears Adam claiming that he needs a dog for his birthday, but clarifies that he wants a infant. This catches the Hellhound via marvel.