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I just shit out my ass, Ran Yack oo mow. All rights reserved. September 9th 2009. It was a casual morning down in Ohio when Rye sen said “Guys, Wanna go to a hotel?” sir know thought and replied “Yeah sure? What about the rest of you?” Tori said “sure!” Ram agreed, Rye sen was looking for hotels on some websites. Almost all of them were full except for one. It was pretty high in ratings, Had good conditions and Amazing rooms. Ran thought in her head “Looks great to me!” So she decided to book a night there. Ran told the group to pack their bags so that they can go. The group drove to the hotel and Rye sen said “Oh my god this hotel is so pretty, I love it!” “Same, it's cool,” sir know said. “Alright let's go book our room” Ram had said, It was night when they reached the hotel so they went to their rooms. “Wow, this is so pretty!” Said sir know, as she walked down the hallway. The gang entered their rooms and all went to bed. Besides Ram. Right before Ram fell asleep something happened, she felt a silly devious feeling that possessed her. Her real soul left her and something took her over. It was none other than.. Travis Lee Tam uh tee Travis got up and started scrambling around to find food, as his soul hadn't eaten in quite a while considering the fact that Travis is LITERALLY A DEAD SOUL. He found something and bit into it. IT WAS TORI’S LEG. Silly Billy Tori screamed in agony as she reached for the lamp on the nightstand and slammed it on Ram's (Travises) head. Rye sen wakes up and starts screaming in absolute terror while trying to turn the lights on. Sir no and Ran are sleeping in other rooms and are completely oblivious to what’s happening as Ran fell asleep listening to music while sir no is still up watching a pop team epic episode at full blast with her headphones on. Rye sen turns on the lights and gets a very good look at Ram. It was now very obvious this wasn't the real Ram as her skin was now a more peachy colour and had the facial features of a 30 year old white male with blue eyes. Sir no then takes her headphones off as she was about to go to sleep, but hears high pitched screaming coming from the room right beside them. She wakes up Ran and they grab their weapons, their weapons being a pair of headphones,a Pop oo co plush, Hat soo nae Mee koo perfume bottle and a rosary. They burst through the door as travis is trying to eat Toris leg. Sir no proceeds to throw pillows at travis while Reisen attempts to get Travis off of Tori. Reisen and sir nk hold Travis down while Ran Sprays her Limited edition Voh kuh loid Hat soo nae Mee koo 30ml Fragrance Perfume in Travis’s eyes. Ran gets sir no to tie together her headphone cord and the tv cord together to tie Travis to the floor. Ran tells Reisen to draw an ancient bah bah symbol around Travis somehow. Rye sen grabs her Limited Edition Barbie : Life In the Dreamhouse lipstick and draws the ancient baba sign around Travis who is now tied to the floor. Ran grabs the silly little Pop oo koh plush plush from sir knows hands and puts it on the floor, Ran grabs her rosary and puts it in one hand of the Pop oo kow plush and puts a burger in the other hand of the Pop oo ko plush. Tori thinks inside her head.. “I wonder if Ran exorcises evil spirits often, she seems to have this technique engraved in her brain.” Ran tells sir knoe to hit the grid ee in front of the Pop oo co plush to “awaken her silliness” and sir know complies. “What on earth are you DOING!?” Rye sen blurts out. “Silence.” Ran says. The Pop oo co plush gives out a little giggle and eats her burg uh Alas, she is sentient. “Did she just giggle!?” Tori shouts. After the pop oo co plush finished her burger she says, “so like do you guys want me to exorcise this thing or what” “YES PLEASE.” rye sen bleats. “Okay” the pop oo co plush mumbles as she gets up from the floor. The pop oo co plush then proceeds to ascend and absorbs the rosary as she chants the entirety of “Shimmy Shimmy Ya” The soul of Travis leaves Ram but Ram has fainted. “So um Ran, do you do that a lot?” sir know asks. “Nah, I just saw something like that in bae oh net uh.” Ran says. They all went back to sleep and for some reason no one else at the hotel heard all the commotion, probably because they were the only ones on the 11th floor.. The next day they wake up and get some breakfast at the hotel's cafe.