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#1: My University had a satire newspaper that launched while I was in school. They held open opportunities to write for them each semester. One semester I decided to give it a shot. I wasn't selected to write for the main satire page, but was selected to write for their new spin-off writing satire for Nacho Sports. #2: I used to work in NYC selling custom suits and shirts. I had a client that played in the NBA and I had to meet him at his parents apartment in the Bronx. I got there about 20 minutes early and was standing outside a project building in a full suit with a leather tote bag. While I was waiting, a mustard bottle flew out from one of the windows. An old lady came out of the building and said "yeah I wouldn't stand there if I were you." #3: I used to work at a Crispers. That's it, that's the third story. Crispers.