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Episode 19 Show Format Intro - <random comedy clip> Happy Black History month, welcome to the show. 1. Strip Club Adventure - So Spence and I were forced to go to the strip club for a bachelor party. I mean I didn’t want to goooo, but once I got there I was like, ok I guess. I told you mayne, you gotta have money in a strip club. Like always, I spent more than I planned to spend. I wanted to see the “rightcheek,leftcheek” dance. It was research. I always say the same thing to strippers, come back maybe later. I love their clothes though man. The lace and the heels, mmmm... Outside I was acting cool, inside I was like giggity giggity giggity. They had this old dude manning the register, I was used to a stripper meeting me at the door. Not Pimpin Ken Sr. and a cop ready to frisk me. I can understand not wanting the women to count the money though. <bitch slap soundbite> 2. New Studio/Mancave - You might have noticed a, umm delay, in show recordings. This is because I was looking for a new spot to record. It was just too many distractions in my living room. So I cleaned up my storage room and turned it into a studio. The first thing I did was setup my laptop dock and jack off. Yeah, I planted that flag. I’m gonna decorate it with paintings or semen or both. It’s MY mancave! So, very excited about having a new place to record. 3. Top Dog Of The Week - Spencer handling the segment. Top Dog of the week. (play dog bark at the beginning.) 4. Halle Berry is goin HAM on her ex-husband Aubry what’s his face. <Read article> This sounds like that movie Monster’s Ball. Wasn’t she bangin racists in that movie? What’s up her with her and racist white men? Like Ghostface say, “I know what I did was wack, but you aint had to get a nigga back like that.” How this dude expect to slip his dick in a black woman and a white baby come out? White people made the 1 drop rule, you’d think they would follow it. Halle, baby, I told you not to leave me. You know you still love me Halle! <play clip> Whatever... 5. Lil Kim diss mixtape, “Black Friday” - Look, I dont particularly care for Nikki Minaj or Lil Kim, but I can see Lil Kim being a hater from over here. Those 2 have been goin back and forth through their music and it’s just a classic example of the crab in the bucket theory. Lil Kim had her time, she need to shut up and sit down somewhere. I heard them playing a Lil Kim mix on the radio today. I swear I fuckin hate 97.9 sometimes. They’re paying attention to her just like she wanted. Now she droppin a mixtape called Black Friday. Bitch this is February, not November. Black people never wont each other to win, ever. Besides, Nikki and Eminem ethered her ass in Monster’s Ball. Lil Kim, stop it, suck some more rap industry dick, settle down and stop it. 6. Insult to Injury - Houston’s legendary rap group, the Ghetto Boyz, has been having some issues. 1st Willie D gets arrested for mail fraud, now Scarface locked up on the low. He’s been locked up since October 2010, why the fuck is no one talking about this? <Read some of the article> See, J Prince a shady motherfucker mayne. Scarface MADE Rapalot records and he cant send him no bread? This cant be right. My mind is playing tricks on me, ahhh... see what I did there? Stay up Scarface, retirement or not, you need to drop an album nigga. Get to it. 7. Speaking of WTF news, you remember Mrs. Parker from Friday? She’s baaack. It seem like Mr. Parker still ain’t hittin it right. Her son used her fame from the movie to launch a low budget rap video, and I do mean low budget. Check this. <play sound clip> <explain what’s going on and promise to link on your website> I’d still hit it, I ain’t gon lie. Just to say I hit it. This just ruins her image to me though. Dude just asked his friend’s momma can he fuck right in front of him. Nigga I would’ve hit him in the head with a brick like Craig did Debo. “That’s my bike punk!” I mean, “That’s my momma punk!” 8. Suspect got caught with a brick of cocaine with a hotel full of hookers. Sound like a dopeboy gettin caught up ballin out of control huh? Nope, just a normal night for Charlie Sheen. Dude CBS aint loss any endorsements for his show yet? My homie on Twitter, RicardoG, said Charlie Sheen was his hero, fuck dat. Apparently, Bree Olson is the top pornstar to white people and Charlie Sheen had an orgy with her and 2 other porn stars. Does he grow pornstars out of his condo or what? JUST DIE ALREADY! I’m just jealous, Hot Shots was a good movie. 9. Man I can’t lie, my little girl got me into this season of American Idol. Randy Jackson is the new Simon and the show is starting to work. At least the beginning part that I like to watch. Steven Tyler, I dont know man, he’s staring at these lil girls like he want to hump them right there on Idol. I’m tellin y’all right now, keep an eye on Steven Tyler man. They need to check for an erection under the judges desk, I’m just sayin. 10. OJ gets juiced in jail - They were saying this week that OJ got beat up in the yard by a skinhead while inmates cheered for bragging about banging white women. Beatin Da Block’s sources aka TMZ said it was all rumors and when OJ was told he laughed. OJ got that reputation as a killer in jail, that shit goes a long way. I just want to stop hearing about him for a while. 10. Outro: That’ll do it for the show, be sure to follow me on twitter. Twitter.com/Cybersoulja, visit the website, Beatindablock.com and donate or click on some ads if you want to support us. We do appreciate it. See ya next week.