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We performed them all for him, and he still couldn't decide. As it got closer and closer to opening night, the tension in the air, that's A-I-R, grew so thick you could cut it with a knife. It got so bad that Mr Saint John had what I feel sure will prove to be a temporary breakdown. The reason he's not here with us tonight is because he is presently under heavy sedation in a very nice place surrounded by soft walls with lots of padding. Some people have all the luck. The cast and crew and I are here, though, and we are determined to provide an entertaining show for you, even if it kills us! That's just a figure of speech, of course!