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NAH IMAGINE IF ME AND YOU ARE AT THE AIRPORT WAITING FOR REN TO COME BACK AND SHES THERE BUT CONNOR IS BEHIND HER AND WE JUST START GETTING CHASED AROUND THE WHOLE AIRPORT AND THEN WE ALL GET TIRED SO WE GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND THEN WE SNEAK OUT IN THR MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND THEN AFTER THAT WE COME BACK AT 5AM  AND GO TO SLEEP and then the day after me you and connor go out for the day and then you guys start fighting and I'm just there recording and then you roll him and me and you drag him to a river and throw him in and me and you go get food but wait then he wakes up and gets dry and he texts us "count ur days ;)" and then that night we start hearing stuff outside and then we hear a mouse it's being r worded by connor😱😱 and then me and you go outside and grab the mouse off him and you roll him again while im recording and then we lock him in the shed and hold him hostage and while he was asleep I secretly went in there and made him look exactly like kirk and the next morning you wake up and give him food and you just see a clone of kirk sitting there so out of fright you throw the food at him and scream so I come out there and i start recording and out of fear you roll him again but this time you rolled a little too hard after you were finished he was bald  so there was sitting bald connor and you decided to slap his head and he couldn't take it anymore so he lunges at you in an attemp to beat you up for the stuff you did but you ended up rolling him yet again at that point he was crying and begging to be put out of his misery so me and you stuff him in a suitcase and we get on a plane to sydney we take him back to his house and one more time you rolled him resulting in him running back inside yelling out "FUCK YOU" while naked because he forgot his clothes back in  perth connor being bald running inside his house while naked as he was trying to cover his pp with a leaf but also leaving his ass out but there wasn't a pp there so he grabbed the smallest leaf there was. days after connor calls us saying him parents threw him out because he went to perth without asking. we went to collect that kirk clone from sydney and then he continued to live with us. one day me and dakota were sitting in our music room playing stuff and he comes in yelling at us and I couldn't take it so I threw my guitar at his head and gave him a concussion. we couldn't be bothered moving him to his room so we left him on the floor out cold. we continued to play master of puppets. he then wakes up because of the racket and has another go at us for playing music too loud. he turns around and I had to do something. I shoved dakotas drum stick up his ass. connor yelped in pain. I laughed. dakota screamed. he started to bleed everywhere so I burned the tear in his ass with my ciggie. a week after, there was a metallica concert. so I got 3 tickets for me connnor and dakota. we got upgraded to standing area tickets. halfway through the concert kirk comes up to connor. "why the fuck do you look like me?" says connor. "nah g you trippin"  says kirk. me and dakota start laughing our asses off. connor jumps over the gate and fights with kirk. I start recording as dakota jumps in too and starts bashing connor. "you need help dude" says kirk. "man fuck you ya peasent I don't have to listen to you ya fucking gronk" says connor. connor gets kicked out. after that, me and dakota leave the place and drive back home. connor was waiting outside for us to get back. "what the fuck took you so long?" connor says. "well we got to go backstage and val literally died and came back to life so idk what happened there but anyway. hiw did you get back?" says dakota. "zzzsbsbzbz" val mumbles. "what's her problem?" says connor. "well, kirk dragged her from the stage backstage soo" dakota says. "oh not that faggot." says connor. connor proceeds to walk up to val to drag them inside. dakota follows the 2 as val starts yelling at connor. "PUT ME DOWN YA GRONK" val yells. "SHUT UP DUMBASS" connor screams. dakota screamed "NAH CONNOR COME ON". and she hands val her phone to record. dakota lunges at connor causing connor to drop vals ankles. "WATCH IT YOU WANKER" val screams. dakota bashed connor while val was recording. then val noticed something. "guys..?" val whispered. "WHAT?" the 2 yell out in sync. "l-look.." val pointed at the window. "what the fuck?" the 3 say in sync. "KIRK?????" val screams. dakota yells out on fear. connor walks up to the window and opens it. connor proceeded to bash kirk. val starts recording and yelling. days after, police showed up to the apartment. "we got noise complaints from your neighbours, what's going on?." the policemen say. "well, I- uh-" connor stutters. connor proceeds to drag kirk's dead body into a closet. "well, us three had to argument about something and we may have gotten a little violent, but everything and everyone's okay." val says. "yeah-" dakota yelps. "okay. well, that's fine. keep it down next time guys." "yes sir." val and dakota say in sync. they proceed to close the door. "CONNOR!" val screams. "WHAT??" connor yells. "GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE." val yells. "okay.." connor says quietly while walking in there with kirk's dead body. "what the fuck is that." dakota and val say in sync. "well, while you 2 were passed out from laughing, I may have gone a little overboard." connor whimpers. "GET HIS DEAD BODY OUT OF HERE NOW. ALL THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU WANKER. WOW. I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE HAD KIRKS DEAD ASS BODY IN MY APARTMENT. WHAT THE FUCK CONNOR. IM GONNA GO DISPOSE OF HIM BUT YOU HAVE TO GO SEE SOMEONE. GO HAVE A TALK TO SOMEONE. YOUR MENTAL YOU SCHIZO FUCK." val screams. val proceeds to drag his body to the nearest pond and disposes. "uh." connor mumbles. "well done." says dakota. val proceeds to walk in. "connor.." val says before breaking down in tears sobbing. "awh.." dakota says. connor then jumps out the window resulting in his death. weeks after.. "HERE LIES CONNOR LEE MCWANKERWITZ. HIS DEATH WAS IRRELEVANT AND HE WAS A WASTE OF OXYGEN." val yells, at his funeral. dakota is trying to hide her snickering in front of connnors family. "AND WE NOW WILL PLAY HIS FUNERAL PLAYLIST." val says. ride the lightning-metallica proceeds to blast from the speakers. connor waltzed from his coffin and bashes the speakers up. "FUCK YOU KIRK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT." connor screams while dying for a second time. "well..." val mumbles. "uhm.." dakota says. 30 minutes later the funeral finishes. "I am truly sorry for your loss." says val to his parents. THE END.