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Heltzba the Lugubrious. Is notorious for her moodiness. Making all who she meets frown, From the village to the town. whence the burden that she bears is awfully curious. Heltzba the Lugubrious... Is temperamentally humorless. She aches for the displeasure... Of the rain and stormy weather... And there’s little you can do to spoil her gloominess. Heltzba the Lugubrious... Wears a worn and tattered funeral dress. Though no one yet has died... There’s a bad moon on the rise... And come what may will not be hard for you to guess. Heltzba the Lugubrious... Is scornful and contemptuous. It's a tough job to admit... Wherefore thou doth not give a shit... Is quite frankly in the irregularity of her bowel movements.