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Neighbour asks me to spray his weeds My Neighbour, a 70 yo Vietnam Vet named William just moved in next door, good sense of humour, bit cheeky etc, always about the last dollar etc. Asks me if I can spray his weeds as well when I'm doing my edges. Sure, ill leave you a bill, I said cheekily. His lawn is horrible, being ripped up in 2 months for a garden bed etc. I say sure, why not. Spray all the thistles, flat weeds and other nuisance stuff. In the middle of the lawn I spray the word BILL in weedkiller, 2 weeks go by, He is sitting on his front verandah staring at the lawn as he does. Confused look on his face, why did you spray these spots. Pointing at the centre of the grassy area. I said stand 1/2 way down your path and have a look. There he can clearly see the word BILL left on his lawn. He asks why did you do that? I said I'd leave you the BILL. To this day we both still laugh about it, especially his wife, he was so confused about the pattern for a solid week! He didn't mind as the grass was being ripped out in a few weeks later. Still makes me laugh.