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And The Shallows really spooked me. Script Version 1: “Ok. Adding Betty Buzz to your Whole Foods cart. I wish I could try Betty Buzz. Feel the tiny bubbles, the lightly sweet pop of all natural flavors on my tongue. Except I don’t have a tongue. Because I’m not really alive, but I can be lively sometimes. Get it? That was a joke. Anyway, I’ll get right on that Betty Buzz order at Whole Foods. Script Version 2: “Ok. Adding Betty Buzz to your Whole Foods cart. I’m so happy Betty Buzz is in Whole Foods. For the last while, I’ve been going to Half Foods to get Betty Buzz. And Whole Foods is twice as good as Half Foods. Ha. Ha. That was a math joke for you, Blake. Anyways, I’ll get right on that Betty Buzz order at Whole Foods.”