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My coworker told me I'm lucky my wife is quiet. I'm devastated. My coworker loves bitching about his life. He complains about his wife's nagging all the time. Today he told me I'm lucky my wife is quiet because we can have a calm Friday while he deals with his loud kids and his shrew wife. He's only met my wife twice. I'm devastated because my wife isn't quiet. At least she didn't use to be. My wife was a chatterbox. She's incredibly intelligent and curious and I swear she's learned about everything. She's always learning. Ask her about some obscure topic? She knows it. She's always happy to learn more. Everyone knows she talks a lot. Our first date was at an italian restaurant and she spent like 15 minutes talking about the origin of fettucine alfredo. At a zoo? She has a thousand animal facts. At a movie? She won't talk in the movie but right after it's done she'll have a thousand theories and connections and references. But I've noticed that she doesn't talk much anymore. Our house was filled with her chatter. There would only be a couple of quiet hours of her reading. Now it's long stretches of silence. I made a comment about the queen of england dying. She said it was sad for the english and her son would be king. That's it. This is someone who talked about Ireland's struggle for independence for 30 minutes without stopping. The person who learned latin to translate roman empire texts. The person who took astrophysics courses for fun. The person who went on an hour lecture about the movie apocalypto. It's been happening for a while. I don't know when it started. She's still the same loving, smiling person. She just doesn't talk about anything anymore. I miss it. I don't even know how to bring it up to her. I mentioned it once to my family who don't understand what the big deal is. They think it's great that she doesn't talk anymore.