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You can invent a disease that doesn't hurt anybody; only pisses them off or inconveniences them. What are you coming up with? A disease where the person constantly has the sensation that there is a single hair in their mouth at all times. I already have this disease, it’s called, “owning a cat.” A disease where you constantly feel like you are about to sneeze but nothing happens You can only speak in rhymes When you blink, its always one eye after the other and not at the same time. And they alternate. First blink: right first 2nd blink: left first Etc Wet Foot, one foot always soaks after you've put on shoes.