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There’s a place for all of life’s trials. A place beyond the Department of Education and Miss Anne Marie Sullivan’s Cram School... Preparing you for the big problems like... What not to do when you run out of cash at Target? How to open a can without an opener? Not verbally abusing Telstra’s customer service. How to deal with the dreaded hangnail? What happened to all the food in the fridge? What happened to your unpaid tax and community service? If you relate to all of these things you should drop yourself off at prison, seriously. Prison is an opportunity. Free-food, free clothes, no rent. Cool roommates with inspiring, real backstories. Professional/personal life and health coaching Don’t worry about future employment. This service is a community service. You’ll become ex-con, an extra-skilled contributor to society, with all the skills employers are contemplating about. Montage: Problem-solving, Creativity, Leadership and most importantly an overdose of Realism. What are you waiting for? Even the old narrator rushed to prison. Become an inmate before it's too late. Prison, future-proof you.