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All right gather around guys we're here to play the the greatest mod in minecraft history all right gather around it's like pokemon wilbur oh i thought for this nice so you know the start of pokemon you gotta choose which one of these three that you want to have will burn oh my god congratulations on your choices yo the techno plushies are on sale right now for a limited time link in the description get them while they last once they're gone they're gone go go go no this isn't recycled footage what do you mean no no don't check the last upload you just take my word for it take my word for it i'm a trustworthy man all right back to the video i'm gone dude i'm sure you'll hit a mountain eventually phil don't worry no i don't think i am tell me well oh what the hell this is trippy this is gonna make me feel sick right right right soon wrong move and i'm in the ether i don't know why you guys are finding this so difficult this is actually quite easy for me and i also haven't [Laughter] all right so you guys your first job is to build a house all right you guys do that i'll go get food okay you guys you guys build a house you're being a right skippy right now techno but i'm this isn't stupidly funny and instead a troll what put me in it please don't do that oh this is the greatest pvp battle of all time no no no no no no no no no that's not funny who's gonna get the other first come with me let's go work out a government that's what i say that's my catchphrase guys come on we have to beat minecraft and prove that the bonds of friendship are stronger than the bonds of gravity no not the case it turns out gravity is actually pretty strong friendship might not be a match you're all right do you want to come in uh yeah um put a block there and now you get up on this block no no look get up on this block yeah yeah and then get up on this block hey look tommy look who's come to visit tommy come down okay here i come wait where is he hello everyone this is like an mcshare painting important invention i've created the first bed so set your spawn excuse me what does it look like when you guys sleep oh that doesn't work at all oh it just looks like you're already let's go let's go to the moon to the moon yeah i need to get some like research oh god he's coming down oh no i'm gonna walk slightly backwards scum it's the complete counter he'll come up please but i found diamond i'm trying to get it yeah phil's beating the game right now i'm legit that doesn't get old wait you guys don't don't jump don't jump yo okay guys [Music] it also doesn't make any sense at all oh that says snow log snow clock hey rubble with the snow like how you been how you been well but i know what i'm gonna do pal come up here i'm gonna make this hole uh applicable for you oh you've added wrongs i've rung up for the big dubs i will die if i oh um oh there we go hey tommy you know what would be really really annoying for the editors of this video wow if you hold your anchor right now all right and now you press q at the same time as you move you're ready look at me oh my god three two one go oh oh no [Music] i want to try a new traveling technique so i've come up with an idea technoblade for how we can get to the end portal what's going on i know how i'm going to go and explore how wait where are you going you're going to like this oh no i know how i'm going to explore the world wilbur don't do it don't do it wilbur the next time you'll hear from me it'll either be you'll see me in the chat and it will say i fell from a high place or i will have circled the entire life don't you're gonna hit a mountain and techno blades down there on the mortal plane i bit you the fondest of the dude no i have so many places to go so many things to see he's gone no hey tommy you can you can read this now what does it say i can't still read it i know i was looking at this like there's no way this works if you're upside down like there is no direction where that text makes sense it's backwards not upside down that says noser noser noser nose what aren't you telling us i got to seven and a half thousand on the x axis hey guys well welcome back i got the seven and a half thousand on the x-axis and i'm going back no no i can't chase after him the sideways story tommy would you like to swap anchors give me mine wait wait why am i on the side but i don't have a handkerchief his perspective is so warped that he doesn't know what regular minecraft looks like watch this watch this i'm going to go down the pole and then i'm going to clutch techno and that's how i'll find the ender portal yo wake up you know how you uh when you had the anchor that you've just given me you kind of like oh but you've left go into the sky right what's different about the netherlands there we go here we go in minecraft just i could just walk on the roof of this yo i see you best friends all right phil the blazes are over here we can fight them together oh it's okay i got this i got this i got this oh yeah i don't think they can actually hit me oh okay that was phil why do you keep killing wilbur man first the smp now this what's with you man hold on there we go no one's there where is everyone they all died hey tender blade i'm here to ask have you have you met our lord and savior east listening yeah so i'm i'm thinking you pick up this east anchor and i'll pick up your down anchor i don't know about that one no but here's the thing right i want to give you salvation through east you will find salvation but you'd be sacrificing your own east i could never take that away from you i've done my part you know yeah that's a nice offer and everything but yo can i have my anchor back please you want to join east oh god oh god i've never expected to get this far okay uh come with me come with me come with me yeah just grab that and then and then and then i'll take i'll take this there we go and you're you're part of the east gang yo east game how many other east people are there bye-bye oh okay the curse has been inherited the moon oh yes the moon well you are mighty fine aren't you eh calm down saga i got two bows and a couple arrows we can have it in reservation oh where is he here oh my god oh my god there's no bees what are you guys doing okay i'm gonna throw the eye of ender and if it goes east then phil will have to go and if it goes west then tommy will have to go okay are you doing my idea pog all right go tommy only you can find the stronghold go toby go i'm on my way i reckon i'm going to get quite down here and then i'm going to throw away yeah you're you're long gone oh i found it i found it yo oh mlg good at this game let's do this all right i'm ready let's go and walk up the dragon no that was that was ill-advised hi you okay oh it actually worked oh it did not work wilbur wilbur you should not have done that no no way i didn't i didn't place the oh there i go okay well uh [Laughter] i have an id i can go and destroy all of the things yeah because i can just yeah that's the plan all right please if i die tell my family all right you can do it tommy break the crystals that was the wrong person to place her hopes and tommy i feel like you're the person that needs blocks the least no no will bruno oh my god the ender dragon ready you're ready ready yo oh my god he's clutch he's clutch he's so good at this game are there any more oh yeah that last one go go go go go go go go go go wait i can hit this we can shoot it oh i can hit he can hit it from here oh my god that's so busted all right guys all right we could do this but the three of us could stand here and shoot him down we're all here now we can defeat the ender dragon da da da i was trying to shoot the enderman to save phil oh no all right the three of us we got this we can take it down just the three of us so disorienting oh literally i'm gonna throw up we're doing it guys yeah yeah oh no no i am walking into victory boys here we go