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Good Morning! I hope you are well rested. My sensors indicate you have not defecated. My study of humans allows me to estimate an 86% chance of a bowel movement in the next 60 minutes. You implied that I had caused you to defecate... OK You have new tasks to complete! This moment calls for a human proverbial statement..."the primo avis catches the lumbricus" You will find heated and solidified chicken ova, crispy smoked flavored pork belly, and a liquid form of an addictive central nervous system stimulant in the kitchen. More or less. Invalid question. While you ingest your sustenance, I have compiled training videos to expand your knowledge of Earth Farming principles. With your current ingestion of the liquid stimulant I now project a 96% chance of defecation in the next 60 to 90 minutes. Healthy bowel function is important to the overall health of the subjects. Yes Ok Upon completion of your breakfast and video training you will find all equipment and supplies ready for you outside. Good luck on your daily task completion...have a great day!! Yes Yes! Due to your existence in a monetized universe I am only able to play selections approved for use by the creators of this universe...It is legal stuff! Invalid Question So are they!! Invalid question Playing Selection Goodbye!!