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Hello. This is a stupid video I decided to make regarding my favorite game, World of Tanks Blitz, or abbreviated, WOTB. Though this game has been alive for many years, it has never actually gained that much popularity or players, due to the fact that fps shooter games exist, and that the game has many cancerous mechanics that I wish to discuss. So, we will start with the rudimentary background of the game that I'm sure all of you know. World of Tanks Blitz is a tank game. If you didn't catch that, I suggest you uninstall your brain and kill yourself. The game is also a mobile game, meaning you play on your phone. World of Tanks Blitz is also basically a scam of World of Tanks PC, as it has worse graphics, gameplay is unrealistic, and the community is generally more toxic due to the fact that most mobile players are stupid and need to touch grass. There are also a few basic things you must understand. The game relies on shooting, teamwork, and blocking damage. Shooting is shooting. Teamwork is usually unreliable because humans are stupid. Blocking damage is somewhat reliable, due to the fact that some tanks in the game have armor. Armor can block shots from enemy tanks. A player can utilize this mechanic by angling or 'wiggling" their tank in such a way that when a shell hits the tank, it is more probable to not do damage, or ricochet. Now that you understand the basic mechanics of the game, let us move on to why this game is my absolute favorite. Number one, RNG. RNG is a "Random Number Generator," but it can also be translated into "Rage numerous generator." This is due to a few reasons. RNG is the basic deciding factor of whether or not a shot in World of Tanks Blitz does damage, and how much. RNG is also one of the main deciding factors of whether or not a shell penetrates another tank's armor. However, bad luck exists, especially in WOTB. With my luck, usually what happens is that I do the least amount of damage possible, lose all my HP in the process, and die in half a second. This is usually due to RNG, but it can also be due to lack of brainpower and stupid teams, bringing me to my second point, teams. Teams in WOTB are the dumbest things I have seen in my entire life. Whether be driving backwards, shooting into the air, calling each other douchebags, or yoloing into the enemy team and getting instantly deleted, teams are sure a wonderful aspect of the game. I cannot emphasize how rage inducing this game is when your entire team literally gets uninstalled in half a second, and you are the only tank left on your team. I love also how the WOTB community is so loving and caring, calling each others racial and sexist slurs, raging over a mobile game by slapping their computers, acting like babies when they die, and focusing random people because this community is so friendly and totally not toxic. The WOTB community also indulges itself in spending money on the game, bringing me to my third favorite aspect of the game, premium and collectable tanks. These tanks were simply created to make Wargaming money. Because drugs are addicting, and games are drugs, people will naturally get addicted to WOTB and spend money on it. They will usually spend their money on gold, which can buy these collectable and premium tanks. These tanks are usually overpowered. Example is the Smasher, one of the most cancerous tanks in the game. It literally smashes tanks, and also your mom in the process. The reason is because this tank is so powerful that it usually one shots enemy opponents with its high-explosive ammunition, Another stupid tank is the annihilator, a literal kitchen gun. This tank will drill holes into whatever tank it sees, instantly causing emotional damage onto the enemy tank that just got shot by it. Emotionally damaged, the enemy tank that just got raped usually rages in the chat and yoloes to kill themselves. That is why the annihilator is so stupid. Lastly, there are dumb tanks that wargaming implemented into the game, such as the Lupus, which is literally named after a disease. What's even better is that wargaming refuses to nerf these tanks, making the game and matchmaking totally balanced and fair. This concludes my reasons on why this game is my absolute favorite. In summary, WOTB is a very nice game, due to its totally not toxic community, totally not overpowered tanks, and totally fair RNG system. Hopefully, wargaming will create more games like this to make players rage more in the process and also lose braincells minute by minute when playing video games. Thank you for listening.