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What’s the most uncomfortable thing your significant other asked you to do during sex? Call me amanda... Her name was not amanda. Her mother was... Hooked up with a one night stand in college after the bars. Things were going well and we were going at it like drunk idiots... She stopped and asked for a beer so I got up and grabbed some from my mini fridge... Turned around and she was laying on her back with her legs spread and said “I’m ready to be a mommy, take off the condom”... Took me about 5 seconds of mental gymnastics to finally come to the conclusion that I’m not father material just yet. Said no and she took offense and got dressed and left... Saw her a 6-8 months later on campus with a baby bump. Could have been me if I had a few more beers….