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Hello, my name is Ivy Poophead Adams. I loooove poop. It is so tasty, yummy, and brown. Sometimes I poop in the toilet and go lick it back up again. If the cat is pooping, I'm there. If the dog is pooping, I'm there. If the four-hundred pound hermaphrodite with twelve nose rings and a dead ferret stuffed in his fat rolls is pooping, I'm there. Poop is the best thing that has ever happened to me.