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It was Thursday, May 19, 2022 and I just woke up from my dream. In my dream, I hit a crucifix pose and then a front double biceps shot in front of the following (who were sitting from left to right respectively): Bill Pearl, Mike Mentzer, and Dorian Yates. I asked them: “What do you think?” As I hit the front double biceps shot, Mike Mentzer looked down and shook his head. Bill Pearl looked away to his right with disappointment. Dorian Yates said: “You need size.” Then Bill Pearl added, “That and you need stop with the Womenage.” In response to Bill, I got down on my knees in confusion and Asked: “What does womenage even mean?” Bill responded: “You’re a monkey! You and you’re damn monkey business, YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!!!” Mike and Dorian agreed with Bill. When I woke up, I instantly researched on my phone if the term “womenage” was indeed a real word. Womenage is not a real word, however, Bill was right about one thing: “I do lack discipline.” I am not ready to pose in front of any audience simply because I’m not big enough. Heck, I can’t even call myself a bodybuilder. Bill Pearl, Mike Mentzer and Dorian Yates were right: “I need to accept that I’m not ready yet, I need to add size, and I need to stop with the “Womenage” and finally take control of my life.” Do I want to be the Greatest Bodybuilder of All Time or do I want to live a life like everyone else, like Brock or like my parents? My answer is this: I, Isaac John Keahonui Goeas Barr, choose the path to become the Greatest Bodybuilder of All Time. Thank you Bill Pearl, Mike Mentzer, and Dorian Yates for putting me in my place for it was exactly what I needed. Like always Train on friends, Isaac Barr