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i caught you eating oatmeal off the kitchen counter while your grandma blasts into outerspace with a dishrag and a magic carpet. you were watching spongebob naked with a spork in your hand while 4 formal mosquitos were hexxing famous footwear flamingos with fabulous fabricant tap dancing squirells in a pickup truck in the line to mcdonalds.im really bout to cookin on your dirty ass, im talking frying pan bacon butter you smell like booty lubricant and nail polish ugly ass boy. you were in a pagent in a tuxedo in missisipi on a sunday night in church and you started screaming "fireball" trying to blast the bitch in front of you. i caught you watching a toucan balancing off a tree branch eating vanilla wafers at 3 am while eating fruit loops with orange juice my baby boy. you were jerking off with cotton light weight white gloves in a public restroom while reading a sports and hunting magazine. you look like a prebuilt computer that cost 5 dark elixir. you were playing monopoly under your bed with a mexican cockroach named hernandez during cinco de mayo on friday the 13th on halloween while watching walking dead with a crippled old lady in a wheelchair die because hernandez de ablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan unplugged her life support because he got beat in monopoly. im really bout to get to cooking on your dirty ass. you thought home depot was a retailing company. you were sipping lemonade in the back of a 1964 toyota on may 26th 4 16 pm 2005 on a thursday. you thought a computer virus needed medicine. you were juggling three bootylicious botacious big black blooming babbling rabbits named renisha tequisha and wayne.I caught you downstairs with 17 naked mole rats doing the Harlem shake in your basement You're 97-year-old grandmother died in a wheelchair and they called it the Ghost Rider They call you and your extra chromosome the double trouble goofy ass nigga stop playing with me mane You are a discombobulated philosophical butt flick disabled Crip walking crawfish Autobot doing the Cha Cha slide with 17 naked mole rats in your basement while your grandmother got simultaneously butt-fucked by 15 tap dancing chimpanzees dressed up as The wiggles dumbass boi ugly as hell stupid ass nigga I caught you doing a protest with your grandma in New York with 17 naked mole rats doing the Harlem shake Yo grandma got a Coochie beard you nasty nigga you slid on a slip n slide and got a carpet burn on yo forehead you faggot what's wrong wit you nigga you got sexually assaulted by e daters on roblox.com and they was throwing speed coil at yo forehead and now you got elastic speed what's wrong wit you nigga ain't playing wit that nigga at all mane what's wrong wit you nigga cmere mane ya crush came into ya bathroom and you started hitting dance moves quit talkin to me mane what's wrong with that nigga ain't done wit you mane cmere mane, Nba YoungBoy Was in yo bathroom spitting on you and now yo left eye cheek got herpes you a faggot mane i ain't playing wit u at all mane that bitch Goku was in yo bathroom "hamachamaeyaahhhh" and yo left balls got shriveled up you a fagbag bitch ain't playing at all mane You got lined up with a strawberry Pop-Tart with a coconut fade on your head dumbass boi I caught your grandmother getting annually butt fucked buy a crouton with a Gucci belt from northern Idaho you look like a crusted testicle my boy you look like a double dipped chocolate chip glazed charcoal slim jim with that fat gloggy booger in your nose mr clog hunch frap no fucking feet 99% balsamic 2 ball fades your step dad beat you with a wiffle ball bat you're curled up in a little ball like an autistic bakugan you live in a sophisticated mud hut your washing machine is a bucket of water your shaking you brush your teeth with your grandpas back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zip line cables i caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a thanos gauntlet on while your grandma got simultaneously butt fucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as the wiggles while she was snorting fucking keem stars cotton candy g fuel off the back of a dirty bathtub dirt ass boi