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Hello frens, it's me again Tally. I thought after being a very naughty girl on Tuesday, I should continue my asshole accomplishments and make my fake mom angry two days in a row. She stopped at Tim Hortons to get lunch for herself and my small humans. I got excited because I know the humans pass food out of the food portal windows, but my mam thought it was clever to let me know I was not allowed to have a turkey bacon club sandwich because I have diabetes like I don't know already? Anyway, I was not impressed with her attitude, so I waited until she was dropping the small bald two leg puppies off at daycare, and then I ate that miserable bitches sandwich. I didn't even rip the wrapper, I unfolded it carefully because I am not an uncultured animal. I saw her coming back to the car and I knew what was going to happen so I jumped into the backseat onto one of the booster seats and sat very still but she still somehow knew I was there. I got the naughty girl bullshit again, and she was shouting about how my pancreatitis will flare up now from all of that fat. Whatever. I spend every day around her fat ass so my pancreas probably doesn't exist anymore. Bacon is always worth the punishment and I will do it again if the opportunity presents itself.