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Hello my name is tally and I'm an asshole. My mom was driving home from dropping my small humans off at daycare, we were at a red light and there was a bus right behind me with lots of people getting on it. I like to get pats so I thought what better way to get lots of pats than to jump out of the car window and board the bus going to each person for a pat. I got a great return for my efforts because everyone on the bus was smiling, except for my mom. That miserable fun ruining bitch marched me back to the car while all of my new best friends were laughing and waving at me and saying how nice I was. But my mom told me I was a very naughty girl and now I am not allowed to have the window open anymore. I think she is just mad because I made more friends in 45 seconds than she has in her entire llife. She is not even my real mom, and I will do it again if the opportunity presents itself.