Read Aloud the Text Content

This audio was created by Woord's Text to Speech service by content creators from all around the world.

Text Content or SSML code:

From the Desk of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing To: Donald Trump, pusillanimous fart golem Dear Fucking Moron, So the guy who diagnosed your “bone spurs” was in your dad’s pocket, huh? Since you’d likely napalm your knickers 500 shades of brown if you played Call of Duty without your binky or a Babybjörn full of Xanax, it’s probably just as well.