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She sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. It is a waste of effort to try to find ways around this law, as your desire and need must adjust to this fact. Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity. The public will see shells as an inexhaustible resource that does not disappear. They see you as an unscrupulous profiteer who makes money off of other peoples' misery and need. Make the sale seem like your life depends on how many shells you can sell. Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em. Really want 'em. Really fuckin' want em. This is the only way! The market will always know what it wants, if you simply guide them with your wisdom. 3: It's monopoly, invest inside some property. Own that bitch ass motherfucker before everyone else knows it, and that includes yourself. Get ready for those fuckin shells. Fuck the government! The only fuckin reason anyone is supposed to own anything is for profit, so profit it up motherfucker. And you? Well... let's see what we got! 4: Expand, expand, expand. Let no stone remain unturned. Always try to be one step ahead of the next wave. It's a good thing that the ocean does not discriminate; it would suck if there were laws for business. 5: Why just shells? Why limit yourself? Why be confined by the limits of this small world. You shall not place restrictions on what you are able to bring forth into this world. 6: Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks. Make whatever you want with whatever shit you please. I am the God of infinite possibilities. 7: Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, then let go. Don't put any more thought than "fuck that shit," fuck it up and do your best to destroy whatever you can't make sense of. 8: Big smile mate, big wave, that's great. You've earned a nice long ride. Keep the wind in your sails. Go, go, go! Let it shine. 9: Polarize the people, controversy is the game! Who cares if everybody hates you?! So many fuckin' people, there gotta be enough suckers out there to fill you full, right? Who's gonna be the lucky ones today? 10: The world is yours. Step out on the stage to a round of applause. You're a star, the lead role of this production. Nobody comes any bigger than you. And you have it all... all at once. All this power and all these things that others wish they had.