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My thoughts on, School. This video will be divided into three parts, schools in the Uk ,my thoughts on the American school system and school in general. Warning we refer to grades as years. First, school in general. School is a place where you develop your personality and see very quickly where you will rank in society. Secondary school was fun but we had very strange traditions. Like first of all, it is a taboo to take a shit in school. Like the stigma around it was so large that to this day I haven’t pooped in public. I remember one poor kid was too desperate to hold it in and when the older students saw someone sitting the banging started. I’m not even kidding when I tell you they broke down the locks with their phones out recording the kid. And I don’t know about kids today but we had such fear and admiration of the older kids and they placed the fear of god within us. I remember every chance a year 11 had the ball they would either take it from us or would kick the ball over the fence. And what can 13 year olds do to 16 year olds who are six foot plus with beards. This was a tradition I enjoyed when I was in year 11 lol. One final point, why did teachers not allow us to use the toilet whenever we had to. It’s also always that teacher who doesn’t have a life outside of work and has a strange satisfaction from the misery of their students. Like bitch I know your husband left you for a 23 year old but no need to take out your pain on us. At one point we were relieved that she wasn’t the teacher of the class for a few months, later on in the year we found out she had a miscarriage. Every time we needed her attention we would yell miss then whisper carriage and we did this the whole class for a few weeks. Now I’m starting to regret what I had done as now she attempted to take her life but survived and is now a TED X motivational speaker. She always told us to never give up on tasks but she leads quite a bad example as she doesn’t practice what she preaches. But in a way I did learn from her as we were quite competitive in that class and I always came first. A subsequent result from that is me now still being a virgin because I never lose. Second, schools in the UK. First and foremost, why did the teachers make us feel like the SATS was the most important shit even though it doesn’t determine anything. Like bro, we are 11 stop stressing us out and let us enjoy the final few moments in life before everything goes tits up. Later on in the school system when we are 16 in year 11 we have another standardised test, this is kind of like the SATs. This examination wasn’t a problem but why did they force us to memorize all quotes for different characters in great expectations and force us to regurgitate it with historical context and we don’t know the question that will come up so 90 percent of what we memorise is bullshit. Also in english literature, why did they also make us memorize 15 poems from an anthology and only one will come up? Let's be honest most of us only knew how to break down like 5 of them and pray that the rest of them would not come up. The final part of the british education system before university is A levels. Let’s ignore bee techs as they pissed around during the GCSEs, those students have nothing to lose and no prospect, they aren’t serious candidates. A levels are like American advanced placement classes but a lot harder. All A levels are difficult but the most intellectually gifted of us brackets myself have taken: Maths, Physics and Computer science. Finally, the American school system. The American school system, looking from the prospective as a student from the UK seems piss easy. The SATs are super easy and the advanced placement classes seem like a joke. I came to this realisation based on two factors, looking at the exams you take and a student from America coming to the UK. First of all your exams are multiple choice and require little calculation whereas in the UK you are given a question and you have to show all of your working out to get the marks, the questions are tougher and there isn’t the luxury of having the process of elimination. The students that came from America seemed intelligent, maybe because they were Asian. But nevertheless they had a 4.0 gpa with multiple advanced placement classes. The student came kind of late in the academic year but the math we did and had them frozen in their place. The student looked at me and asked me if they were in the correct class, not the year above. I helped the student get settled as we had the same classes and it was safe to say they had a LOT of catching up to do and they cried when the ended up with a C grade. I asked the student towards the end of the semester if there were any benefits to them moving to the uk and them having a tougher time in school. They responded yes I no longer have the fear of a school threat lighting the classroom up. I smirked because I stabbed him after school with excalibur for not returning my pen. Thank you guys for the support, please like share and subscribe with notifications on, love ya.