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So I’m just about to leave and he looks over at me and says “What am I going to do without you?” So I say “I don’t know juices I guess. Lots and lots of juices.” 
Hello What’s up? Sure. Come on honey it can’t be that bad. It usually is. I guess I might then. Who? You know him…? You might say that. Well, I don’t know how much of a rest I got. Why? What’s the matter? Has he got AIDS? God you scared me for a minute. I thought you were from some celebrity AIDS notification board or something. You mean asking me who I sleep with isn’t personal anymore? what do you want to know? If I smoke? I don’t know. A couple of days ago. Saturday. Saturday afternoon. Yeah why? And that’s just the ones we know about. Imagine what you could pick up about him if you got one of those satellite dishes. You look like someone that can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don’t feel bad. He probably really likes you. He didn’t give you his big Chekhov speech, did he? The one about light hair and dark hair? See, that’s a good sign. That’s his standard pick up line. That and the big Peru speech and the thing about smelling like Catalina. Well, that’s not bad. One out of three. You’re obviously getting some new stuff which means he must like you. Well sure that’s his big thing. Women. And if you can just accept yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you That’s what I do I’m in it for the endolphin rush Whatever