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Let’s say one day you’re looking for fresh water to drink on the island. You walk over to find that there are no full coconuts for you to drink from! Of course this would be the careless work of jack. Always out hunting young piggies for food. Well what if you are a vegetarian? I suppose you are forced to eat creepers alone like some animal? And what if I told you that Jack only hunts for peer-validation, he doesn’t care about your well being. Jack leaves no time in the day to take care of your needs because he is too busy rolling rocks into the sea! He has clearly forgotten that just this morning you stepped in human feces on your way to assembly! What do you think about that? Disgusting. Not to mention he is the reason we are not at home right now, MY MAN WENT HUNTING WHILE A SHIP WAS GOING BY AND LET THE SIGNAL FIRE OUT. Pathetic. And Piggy at first seems fit to lead but he only has one eye! He can barely see out into the sea, see? What if you need a strong leader to save you from the beast!? Do not be fooled by his chunky-looking arms, that is purely fat. The pigster has no muscle and he would be very easy to overwhelm. We don’t want to scare young little piggy do we? And nobody likes him anyway. Of course our main man Ralph would make sure that your feces-stepping days are over! Especially since he will make sure that you are off the island and safe at home before you have any complaints. Any complaints? I didn’t think so. Ralph is guaranteed to guide us from disarray and chaos while also making sure that we are back home as soon as possible. A strong, natural leader and intelligent mind, Ralph will get the job done. There will be fresh water in the coconuts! Ground free from feces! Safe and stable shelter! And of course, a guaranteed escape from the island. The choice is yours. (vote for ralph! You don’t need specs to see that ralph is fit to lead!)