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Earth is the third planet in our solar system so technically everything is a third world problem. If two vegans are arguing is still consider a beef? The internal voice of your head doesn't need to breath so technically you can scream in your head forever. You ever find it weird that its called a "double-U" when it's clearly a "double-V"? Biting your tongue is the perfect example of you can still screw something up, even with decades of experience. Why does it become less and less acceptable to cry in public the older you get, even though the reasons for crying in public become more and more valid? We only have around 2 minutes left to live but everytime you breath, resets the clock. Your alarm clock is technically you theme song because it starts every episode. If a serial killer is chasing you, you are both running for your lives. Why are Deliveries on a ship called Cargo but on a car, its called a shipment? What happen if you press the brake and the gas at the same time on a car? It takes a screenshot? The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you. If you are waiting for the Waiter, aren't you the waiter? If apple build a car, its still have windows? If your are a security from the Samsung store, it makes you the guardions of the galaxy? If the life is unfair to everyone, it means the life its actually fair?