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Welcome to this month’s show. these horses were heard orbiting toxteth last week. their hooves were recorded with talon microphones and slowed down using lost technology now only fully understood by a retired audio engineer from Lancaster. The meaning of the sounds is un herd, unspeakable, yet it is clear and true. The team behind the arrangements and translations of the rare unexplained phenomena are reluctant to reveal their identity due to more withheld reasons. Instead we are now transferring this recording to the introspection and extrapolation of a string of hot watery feelings felt somewhere between Dundee and Leeds. There is no real way to tell where these feelings were first felt, but we hope you enjoy them all the same. Please enjoy gracefully and moderately, the second hour of this recording, provided by the Public Broth Collective. Thanks for listening.