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You know I wipe really hard, And my toilet paper is weak Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing Up against my poopy butt-cheek And I am completely unaware Of what's goin' on down there, Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at Poop in my fingernails poop poop poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails when the toilet paper breaks There is nothing left standing in between Poop and you're fingernails And you're never truly gunna get it completely clean Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Everytime I try to clean it up i fail Never ever ever ever gunna win Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin In my fingernails poop in my fingernails Tried a clipper, tried a brush Scrubby dub scrubby dub dub And you're only gunna get so much When the toilet paper breaks There's nothing left standing inbetween Poop and your fingernails And you're never gunna get them completely clean If you want the cleanliness, of your fingernails to improve Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove Every one of your fingernails I know, i know it might seem extreme But i'm tellin you that's the only way