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Thanks Mrs. Jones! Hi everybody, I'm Mrs. Baker, and I am absolutely delighted to be presenting the groundbreaking work of eye-ten-a-mull-it-in today. Here at eye-ten-a-mull-it-in we are able to alter the decisions that our clients will make tomorrow, today. Using eye-ten-a-mull-it-inz one of a kind 78%-paradox-free-time-altering machine I have here in front of me, we can tailor the perfect day for each and every one of our clients, one day before they’ve even lived it. Now, let’s take a look at what our client, Mr. Harold has planned for his tomorrow. Oh, would you look at that! Mr. Harold’s got a pretty important business dinner! How nice! He moved to France only 6 months ago and his French skills are below subpar. I bet he still hasn’t learned the confusing and nuanced ways of French culture. You know, I actually studied a year abroad in France myself? Yeah, I did-- so I’d like to think I know thing or two about French culture. So our objective for tonight will be to make sure Mr. Harold’s tomorrow will be free of any social catastrophes and embarrassments! This behind me here is a video of what Mr. Harold’s tomorrow will be, before any of it actually happens. Think of it like we are leaking the major plot-twist for a movie before it’s been released to cinemas. We can skip around the video, pause, and if we need to, we can change “his", "decisions”, and in turn, change what he will experience tomorrow. Oh! Our first mistake to fix! If my time in France taught me anything, its that it will be in Mr. Harold’s best interest to dress well, even if he’s only going out to run errands. Let’s start small and just change his outfit for the day, and have him dress to impress. That is so much better already. As you see we don’t actually control these people, we just change stuff around till they choose the right things themselves. Like in this situation. Yikes. You know, now that I think about it, the French actually consider it vulgar to chew gum in public. So, let’s rewind, and Mr. Harold will “decide” to skip the gum this time. There! Nope. Nope. Not good. When entering an establishment in France, whether it be the bakery or the florist, it is impolite for the customer to not greet the workers. A simple “bone jor” or “bone swar” is a necessary! I learned that in my year abroad in France! So, let’s have him do that! That is actually a good idea from Mr. Harold. In France, it is customary for guests to bring a small gift for the host of the dinner. That’s-- yeah-- um, why don’t we focus on the business dinner, just skip through all this middle stuff, I’m sure he can handle it on his own. There we are. Ah! Nope NO, no, okay-- I don’t think any of us want to witness this awkward interaction unfold so let’s-- yeah just rewind-- okay, lets try that again. In France, if you don’t greet everyone personally, they’ll think it’s an act of aggression. I learned that the hard way during my time there. It's why I walk with a limp. Mr. Harold must, must, must, must greet everyone in the room. Let's just-- just fix it and move on. So-- okay there is a lot to unpack here folks, a lot to fix, but not to worry, that’s what we do best here at eye-ten-a-mull-it-in . Number one-- hands on and elbows off the dinner table, table etiquette. This time around Mr. Harold will NOT talk about money because that is a taboo conversation topic in France. His complete lack of French skills is coming back to bite him in the rear right about now. He used the informal “too” tense instead of the formal “voo” tense in french, that is absolutely NOT okay, you cannot use informal speech with someone you aren’t close with. So he needs to use ‘voo’ next time, and, we’ll even have him put his drink on his left this go around. Ladies and gents, you are witnessing me save a man’s entire career today! Seems like its going pretty well. Let’s just quickly see if eye-ten-a-mull-it-ins self-diagnosis program catches any other problem areas with Mr. Harold’s tomorrow that he might want us to fix up for him today. It seems that Mr. Harold will manage to survive the rest of the day just fine. AND he’ll get a promotion! Yay! Let’s press save, and eye-ten-a-mull-it-ins version of tomorrow will override our actual reality. There you have it folks! As you have witnessed here tonight, eye-ten-a-mull-it-in can change lives, and the future! Thank you, thank you! what’s that? Oh right! I’m now going to read a statement on behalf of the entire company. eye-ten-a-mull-it-in would like to thank Incredibly Legal and Ethically Sound Companies Exhibition for giving us the opportunity to present to possible sponsors here today. 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